Boobs: One day you hate them and the next you love them. Sure, people may think they are amazing and that you’re so lucky to have them, but those people are typically rocking size A bras and have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.
Unless you have had the experience of carrying around an extra 15 pounds on your chest, you really just don’t have room to talk. As much as we love our extra assets, they can be quite the hassle.
Do you know how hard it is to find business clothes? Or bathing suits? Or any item of clothing for that matter? This sh*t is difficult! There’s a thin line between looking cute and looking like a street walker and this is a battle we face on a daily basis.
There are unique set of problems associated with having big boobs, but at the end of the day, they are worth it.
1. The Office
Trying to fit your chest into work-appropriate clothing results in one of two things: You either look like a stripper or the Hulk.
There’s no middle ground because cleavage in the work place is a no-go. It’s not our fault we have to wrestle with these mountains, but nooo Banana Republic doesn’t understand our pain and instead forces us to wear suffocating button ups.
There really needs to be a line of clothing made specifically for busty girls. It’s actually painful to spend money on business attire because you know how uncomfortable it is to wear these awful items.
You never feel attractive and you definitely don’t want to go straight to happy hour from the office because who wants to talk to the girl who keeps adjusting her tits at the bar? Actually maybe that would work in our favor…